quotes of the week

CHILDREN
You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.
Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut
the fuck up.
                     MARK MYERS

 We have a black president and the best rappers white.
What the fuck?
                      SINCERELY  1986

TO ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE
   You are welcome!!
                      SINCERELY ALCOHOL